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Rhinocéros Party
Какие интересные политические партии в Канаде: У меня есть много подобных замечательных идей. Надо им послать.
Marxist-Leninist
Communist
Animal Protection Party
Но эта партия, Rhinocéros Party, понравилась больше всех, надеюсь на их победу!
Replace teachers on leave with photos of famous scientists.
Citizens are asking for jobs and we will give them some! By 2020, we promise that all citizens will have a job and most will even have two.
Reduce the number of accidents in factories by wrapping all workers in bubble wrap.
To promote carpooling, we will make sure that the brake pedal is now installed on the passenger side of all vehicles.
Green cars are not available in sufficient numbers in Canada. This is why a Rhinoceros Government will force car manufacturers to build more green cars: forest green, pale green, khaki green and neon green.
Scientists predict that in the next 20 years, global warming will threaten the existence of human beings. We can do better! A Rhinoceros Government promises to make it happen in 10 years!
In order to fight global warming, we will force all citizens to leave their windows open in the summer and to operate the air conditioning to the maximum.
We’ll bribe the Weather Network presenters to announce only sun on Sundays, and less snow in the winter.
Make “Sorry” the new official motto of Canada.
Nationalize bacon.
To create a more egalitarian Canada, all maps will be redrawn so that provinces are rectangles like Saskatchewan.
Make illiteracy the third official language of Canada.
Following the Trudeau government’s woeful inaction, the magnetic pole migrated from Canada to Russia. The Rhinoceros Party Party will bring it back to our territory.
We’ll handle diplomatic appointments in a partisan and arbitrary way! All ambassador positions will now be sold to the highest bidders.
To boost national pride, we’ll annex the state of Massachusetts in order to have champion sports teams again.
Responding to the demand of the population, we will reduce traffic in hospital emergency rooms by eliminating waiting areas.
To counter the shortage of doctors and nurses, our party will provide steroids to all employees to increase their performance.
A budget will also be allocated for the development of a vaccine to protect future generations from traveller’s diarrhea.
To help victims of identity theft, the Rhinoceros Party is committed to providing a new name and a new date of birth to citizens who request it.
To increase the safety of Canadian children, newborns’ first names must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number, and a special character.
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Наверное, я генетический rhinocero.
Finally. Нашёл своих.
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Общие результаты — как в прошлый раз. Минус Трюдо, конечно.
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Они забыли добавить, что имя надо менять каждые шесть месяцев, и что нельзя называться уже использованным именем
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